what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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