i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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