That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
