so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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