the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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