Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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