Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
There r osticjed everywhere
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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