yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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