I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Randomize
