The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
You need a sexual gate keeper
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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