i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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