You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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