On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
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