he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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