I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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