thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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