so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
We need to get me chipped asap
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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