last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Randomize
