if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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