Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
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Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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