doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
