garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I heard we made out
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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