I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
my being single is dangerous.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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