@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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