i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Are my feet made of real feet?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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