Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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