you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I'm really busy with my period
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