It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Slut skills are useful in every country.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
