she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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