I wish you could order shots online.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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