so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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