At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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