idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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