What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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