): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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