I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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