is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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