You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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