Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(305): View more from Florida

I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".

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(916): View more from California

Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be

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(916): View more from California

i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...

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(785): View more from Kansas

I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.

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(949): View more from California

We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.

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(302): View more from Delaware

My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning

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(510): View more from California

Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.

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(716): View more from New York

You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?

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