I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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