I wish I could teleport
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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