Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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