FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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