"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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