My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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