summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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