If that was your dad, he is hot
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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