Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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