I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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