How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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